The Internet is a peculiar marvel of gadgetry – there’s no telling what you might do with such a thing. If only you could understand how to work the darn contraption. And that’s where web wizards such as myself come in.
For a reasonable rate, I will personally see to the construction and careful calibration of your new website. And only after it has passed the strictest test of fantasticality will I release it live onto the Internet. Even then – just because I’m a nice fellow – you may have 30 days to make whatever little changes you desire, free of charge.
If there’s an online project you're itching to to get started, we ought to talk – soon!